Twitter jokes on Budget 2013

Pritish Nandy @PritishNandy

Wonderful. We cant stop rapes, crimes against women. But we want to open a bank for women. As if women cant use normal banks! 

Prashant Chaudhary @chyprashant

Don't smoke, Don't eat outside, Don't use smartphones. Guess FM stands for Father-Mother, not Finance minister!

Shekhar Kapur ‏@shekharkapur

If ur ship is leaking and threatening 2 sink, u cannot b afraid of taking life saving measures. India #Budget2013

Abhijit Majumder @abhijitmajumder

A third of the money #Chidambaram talked about in #Budget2013 will head for Swiss banks and mattresses. We should have a #BlackMoneyBudget

Rohan Joshi @mojorojo

Every single scheme he's pumped mad money into has a pending scam inquiry in it. May as well throw our money off a cliff #Budget2013

Ramesh Srivats ‏@rameshsrivats

#Budget2013 I think the FM first creates the budget using 2-digit numbers and then multiplies the whole thing by 10,000 crores