The Blondes strike back!

WASHINGTON, USA: Just in time for Christmas, a new high-tech device is being released with transformational technology to brighten up everyone's workspace at the office or home.

Keyboard For Blondes, while playing upon the fair-haired, stereotypical profile, is more than a way to add color to your PC. It's a fun and ultra-functional keyboard filled with proprietary software that adds new features to a traditional keyboard. The keys actually say things like "Oops..." and "You're deleted!" and "Duhhhh?!" Hit the "$" sign and you get a cash register clinking. It even lets you tap out musical notes. 70 unique features in all.

"At first glance, you may think the only thing different about this keyboard is its funny keys and its bubble-gum pink color," said Kiki Ryan, spokesperson for Keyboard For Blondes. "But, upon closer examination, you'll see the differences that make any owner the talk of their family, friends and colleagues."

"People think it's a novelty gift and then they get totally addicted to this revolutionary breakthrough in keyboard fun," Ryan added.

The keyboard, which has been drawing strong European interest in recent weeks, is ready for its U.S. release with these helpful and humorous keyboard characteristics:

* Space Bar is now called, "The Big One: I need my space."

* The top row of "F" function keys now spells "Useless Keys."

* The backspace key now says "Oops!"

* New functionality for texting such as keys for "OMG," "LOL," and unique twists: "ALI" (Absolutely Love It!) and "ZZZD" (Boring Date).

* And besides the talking keys, the number keys actually have musical notes on them.

In addition to the unique functionality (patent applied) involving only a brief minute of downloading, this keyboard has interactive capabilities that make it easy to connect to cool and interesting Web sites.

Perfect!